Welcome to the real world. It's harsh. It's brutal.
Some advice columnists will sugarcoat it for you. If you just do the 'right thing,' everything will turn out OK. But take it from someone who spent a long period of her life doing the right thing - it's not like that. It's best to be prepared for the way the world actually functions, which often has nothing to do with your intent or your actions. And now, it's time to bring some reality into the world of advice columnists. I'll be taking questions from wherever I can find them and answering them with my own advice. It may not be helpful, but at least it's not a lie.
I should also mention that most of the time I'm blogging, I'll be drunk. And that none of this advice should actually be taken by anyone in the real world. THERE'S MY DISCLAIMER, LAWMAN.
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