Saturday, September 25, 2010

PoA #11: No-boobs McGee

There's this girl in my class that keeps making fun of me cuz I don't wear a bra and she does! PLZ HELP ME A.S.A.P!!!!! And another problem is, I like this guy and he likes me but all of his friends keep asking me if were going out. I want them to stop bothering me!!!


I don't know how old you are, but I'm guessing what, 11 or 12? Girls mature at different rates but if you want this girl to stop bothering you, just get a boob job. You could go old school and stuff your bra with socks or something, but I've seen enough sitcoms to know that would inevitably end in embarrassment (and a valuable lesson in self-acceptance! lame). So just beg your parents for some boobs. The bigger the better. Then you can turn the tables and make fun of that girl's training bra.

I like your segue into your second question. We've all got tons of problems, just keep throwing them out there. However, this problem makes no sense, so I'm going to let you know that guy probably doesn't really like you. His friends are making fun of you because they know you like him. See my solution to problem #1. You'll be golden.

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