Saturday, September 11, 2010

PoA #9: BFF!

my friend and i, are in a fight with another friend. she started big mean rumors about us and thinks thats okay. she still wants to be friends. I dont want to at all, because she told everyone that i am a fat loser, and im not okay with that. Its got to the point where she is begging me to be her friend. I DONT LIKE HER AT ALL. I dont want to be mean but I dont want to be her friend. should i be her friend and forgive her or should i let her go?

From,
unsure of letting go

Well first of all I think you need to learn the definition of the word 'rumor' - especially big mean rumor. Her telling people that you're a fat loser isn't so much a rumor... it's either true or it's false. I'm leaning toward true, since you're clearly kind of a loser, and if you weren't fat that 'rumor' would never circulate very far. I'm guessing you only have two friends, at least one of whom is not at all your friend, but if you break off that friendship then you're twice the loser you currently are. Sigh, decisions. Keep the bitch around, but start spreading rumors about her. You'll be best frenemies forever. I don't know how old you are, but regardless, telling people that she's a whore is a classic and will probably mess her up for life. You can thank me later.

And lay off the twinkies.

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