Sunday, November 7, 2010

PoA #13: Freedom's Just Another Word...

My life is very difficult. First of all my parents dont never give me no freedom, they never let me go anywhere with out them and I'm 15. I had alot of freedom when I was younger. I dont have no friends because of them. Im homeschooled too. So Im to the point when I just want to walk out the house and never come back. What should I do?


This is an extremely tricky situation. My first instinct was to tell you that your parents are just being smart, since your inability to put together a coherent sentence proves you're probably retarded and shouldn't be allowed out without supervision. Seriously, you're 15?

However, you're homeschooled. That means really, from the bottom up, this is your parents' fault. You have their genes, and they've been in control of your education. So they're probably worse than you are. Do you happen to live in a trailer?

Honestly, follow your gut. Walk out of the house and never come back. You'll have all kinds of freedoms you'd never imagined... the freedom to do tons of meth... the freedom to sell your body for your next hit... it'll be like you're really an adult. And your complete disregard for the English language won't matter one bit! Your parents will be so proud.

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