Showing posts with label creepers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label creepers. Show all posts

Sunday, September 19, 2010

PoA #10: Single White Female

i need friend advice! i met this girl 4 months ago and she is actually like my best friend and i want her to feel the same way about
me.. i get really jealous when i here about what her and her best friends do and i wish i could be included.. and i wish she would stop ditching me at work.. shes a really good person and i would never hurt her but i don’t want to feel this way anymore and sometimes i don’t even want to be her friend but i still love her and she always tells me that she loves me and that i mean a lot to her but im so confused!! what should i do! please help me!!

Your new friend has probably caught on to your creepy lesbian crush on her, and decided to distance herself from you. Also, if she's ditching you, you're probably really annoying. So, I don't know, keep following her around and start copying her wardrobe and everything she does, then maybe she'll see how much you have in common and return your obsessive feelings. If that doesn't work, kill her dog or something. Gosh, I need to bone up on my stalking strategies...