PoA #5: Modern...ish Romance

I like to chat online. Everyone in the chat rooms has e-BFs and e-GFs. I've recently been flirting with this boy. First of all, is it safe to have an e-BF? I mean, I know all the basic rules, like never give out your real name, address, phone number or picture. Second, should I tell him I like him?

First of all, pre-teen from the year 1995, get off the internet, your mom needs to use the telephone. Second, I don’t know where these ‘rules’ of yours come from. Didn’t you know that 1 out of every 5 relationships is now started online (according to some Match.com commercial I saw)? So, really, what I’m saying is you need to give out any and all of that information, or else it’s just not a legitimate relationship. All relationships are built on trust. You need to trust that he’s not a pedophile or a kidnapper, because you’d want him to trust that you’re not a fatty or a whore, right? Lawyered.